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Poll 48 UMV Playoffs Finals: The Dividing Line (final poll)  

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tomartnel
Присоединился в Feb 2008

195 Сообщения
23 January 2010
I'll give up half of my Melisa cards for F , J , M and N .
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Don't Remember That One !! Can you Hum It ???
Starryk
Присоединился в Nov 2008

1849 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Lol my itunes player seems to have noticed you're talking about Elvis.
It just plays Rock-a-hula, Baby ;-)
daniel1111
Присоединился в Dec 2007

707 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Polk salad Annie...The impossible dream...I've lost you...Johnny be good...When it rains, It really Pours...Where Could I but to the Lord...Kiss me quick...If i can dream...Love me...I need Your love tonight...
Danny Boy!
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
SweetHeart, You Done Me Wrong, but There's Somebody Bigger than You or I !!!
Severin24
Присоединился в Oct 2009

535 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Current tally: Carmen -7 Melisa -11 I know a few guys who will show up and vote Carmen and so, Melisa may just prove to be the quintessential VG girl.
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Time to settle down kids, this is a serious poll thread, but b4 I go did I ever tell you about the time? I as well as Cyber, remember spending a steamy night with Elvis years ago. Did you know that he could strum the guitar and play the flute both similtaniously???
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Is that a Euphemism, or a Euphonium ???
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Simply wish to point out that Elvis was bi-instumental or bi-dexterous or bi something or other,,,
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Where does the Steam come into this Multi-Tasking Expertise ???
daniel1111
Присоединился в Dec 2007

707 Сообщения
23 January 2010 (edited)
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DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010 (edited)
Ah, Rumpy Pumpy Steamy Trumpet, Eh ??? Say No More !!!
Severin24
Присоединился в Oct 2009

535 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Current tally: Carmen -7 Melisa -11
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
It comes from being Canadian, don't y'know ???
My Cousin is Canadian !!
They probably know each other !!!
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Help, Help,, need thegraybeard to intervene ,, Death Threats,, death threats...I am sure he can put some light on the subject.
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
He Will Shed more than that, if He Lights that Molotov Cocktail !!!
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
More threats by another "lime sucker",, preceeded by an insult against a loyal resident of the british empire colonies
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010 (edited)
Look it IS Flat !!!
If you travel far enough you just hit Australia No.2 !!!

cakey ! shush !
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Yeah,, of course it's flat,, it always has been..

But our colony is the really big red one,, Canada,, we could swallow up sll the rest of those tiny red dots if we so choose and drown the entire British Isles in any one of our (partially owned) Great Lakes. And yes this is a threat, so be afraid, be very afraid and when the GreyOne gets here you and Cybers ass is grass, as they say.
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
That's Muchas Grassy Ass, then ???
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
I must say, we are going to miss Severin24's Polls, as this is the grand finale'. Guess we will have to find another sandbox to play in then:)
thegraybeard
Присоединился в Jan 2008

557 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Sorry Titilate, seems you got your self in to this mess, the only thing I can do is offer the use of my sword and pistol ....... to Cybervixen and Didge ... lmao
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
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DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Carmen-7.....Melisa-11.... !!!
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Alas, It appears that I, a weak, innocent, helpful, loyal member has now even been abandoned by those that I thought were here for my protection. Apparently not so,, Perhaps this means I must become a traitor, a Pirate in my own right and switch my loyalty from Capt. Morgan to ,, of all varmits the ***** ---------------->>>>>
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Yes, C/V, I'm Very Experienced, Don't Y'Know ???
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
23 January 2010

" Do Let's Fart ! ".....What Kind of an Outfit is That ???
titilate
Присоединился в Jan 2009

740 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Yes,, that's the best my translator would come up as well,,,, However, at least Clevo will enjoy it,, since there is lots of Black Powder smoke as they fire a voley accross the bow or into the stern of a vessel they are attacking.
thegraybeard
Присоединился в Jan 2008

557 Сообщения
23 January 2010
Arrrrghhh, the worst kind of traitor, get 'im, we'll make 'im walk a rotted plank over a shark bed ... lmao
DIDGEDRUM
Присоединился в Mar 2008

2336 Сообщения
24 January 2010
Oy Got Balls, and Something BIG and Hot Between me Legs !!!

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