but hey look on the bright side... at least it's a heavenly thing to be "tormented" by... right? 💖

Uh, ah, sure, gotta remember that... uh, "thanks" @POPEYED...

thank you ~

a pretty anti-progressive pack. 😆

Hopefully it doesn't makes yourself Agressive 😈

And today my very personal Easter egg ... a pretty anti-progressive pack. 😆

I'm updating my Playlist Generator. While doing that I noticed that I'm starting by 8th year as a customer. I made my first (35) purchases on April Fool's Day 2013. Here is a count of my purchases by month since then. Some of my more recent "purchases" were cards I didn't want the I "won" playing a game. I'm really trying to cut back on that. Other bumps were when there was a 4th card free offer.

Attached is a screen shot of the new Playlist Generator showing my earliest purchases. Forgive the window washer in the lower right.

Year Month CountOfID
2013 4 110
2013 5 63
2013 6 27
2013 7 33
2013 8 37
2013 9 11
2013 10 109
2013 11 105
2013 12 57
2014 1 44
2014 2 5
2014 3 10
2014 4 21
2014 5 47
2014 6 29
2014 7 178
2014 8 27
2014 9 35
2014 10 5
2014 11 65
2014 12 45
2015 1 18
2015 2 12
2015 3 20
2015 4 20
2015 5 33
2015 6 47
2015 7 11
2015 8 32
2015 9 29
2015 10 15
2015 11 15
2015 12 15
2016 1 19
2016 2 17
2016 3 16
2016 4 15
2016 5 16
2016 6 11
2016 7 13
2016 8 16
2016 9 12
2016 10 9
2016 11 22
2016 12 16
2017 1 27
2017 2 23
2017 3 18
2017 4 22
2017 5 16
2017 6 17
2017 7 12
2017 8 22
2017 9 24
2017 10 30
2017 11 80
2017 12 18
2018 1 20
2018 2 25
2018 3 34
2018 4 17
2018 5 12
2018 6 11
2018 7 18
2018 8 35
2018 9 37
2018 10 20
2018 11 40
2018 12 12
2019 1 37
2019 2 12
2019 3 29
2019 4 28
2019 5 14
2019 6 47
2019 7 27
2019 8 36
2019 9 95
2019 10 64
2019 11 38
2019 12 23
2020 1 58
2020 2 30
2020 3 33
2020 4 1

Your crisis will end as soon as you run out of lotion.....

or the real crisis will begin!

No you are doomed... eternally 🔥😈🔥

but hey look on the bright side... at least it's a heavenly thing to be "tormented" by... right? 💖😍💖

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😍😍😍😍😍

Am I doomed to be forever

OK, well, I guess there's worse fates...

There’s more where that came from

Hundreds... more...

Yeah man. I feel ya bro. Jia Lissa done got you under Her spell, yah? Don’t fight it man. She got that magic touch on men.
Enjoy the Ride. Don’t fight it. Is it her pretty face? Or maybe dat ass that got you forever chill vibe?
No matter. Hit that Pu**y real good. There’s more where that came from

I just finished downloading Jia Lissa's Ukulele show, and since then I've just had her in the corner of my screen, playing her little song on loop. Not even the clips where she plays for a second and then starts touching herself. I can't stop. Why can't I stop? Am I doomed to be forever chill vibe, or will I eventually play something else or turn off the app?

@mareko3

yep, it is ***** game. it is last time when I spent my credit for these games here. because real account can not win anything :)

Nope, i wouldn't say that, it is possible that you can win no question about that.
But there is also a bigger chance that you can loose a whole lot of Credits.
Gambling Games are fun Games for most of the poeple, but there are some individuals
they forget about that completely. And put all their Hope and Credits into these Games and loose.
Or, better a Bird in the Hand, than a Dove on the Roof 😜

I got f&cked big time by this promotion.You have alwyas the possibility to leave your Hands from Gambling Games 😉
450 plays. 1 SEC. Over 1000 credits lost.https://www.helpguide.org/articles/addictions/gambling-addiction-and-problem-gambling.htm

yep, it is ***** game. it is last time when I spent my credit for these games here. because real account can not win anything :)

How many old cards (shows) could be still improved?

@zommel
I am using the very Helpful Tool speedtes-cli on the Command Line inside of Linux.
There is also a Mac Version available.

http://macappstore.org/speedtest_cli/

Click also on the Github Link for the full Documentation.
Speedtest-cli gives you the RAW-Information about your current Internetspeed,
without these stupid Scripts that loads in a Browser on these normal Speedtest Webpages.

Personally, I am working from home.... (not now, but soon).... because of the shelter at home.

The number of people working at home has increased, and we are filling up the internet. Too many people on my street are all working at once. Our speeds have dropped quite a bit.

go to a search engine (google) and type in internet speed. you can see if it is the internet, or your computer.

Due to the server issues today and yesterday, it is possible that there are plenty of people currently downloading (some of) their cards, which could very well explain temporary slowness of servers.

I myself downloaded both of the cards released today a couple of hours ago, and they downloaded relatively quickly.

Slow, slow, slow download speeds! A month ago, I could download two cards at a time. Now, it takes a day of stops and starts to download a single card. Nothing on my end has changed as far as I know. Please advise, iStripper.

hmmm, perhaps it may be a good time to relaease some of the SECs to help offset? Either way reducing the number is a great idea and no doubt there will be great cards to come.

I wonder if there has been a look for any local talent in Paris?

Stay safe my freinds..

That is a great idea. Definitely about time!

@Williammeke Please click on sync with sever and try again

Collection still almost empty.
Communication very poor.
Maybe quitting istripper.

We're here to help :)

Thank God It's Friday and the end of the first ? second ? third ? sometimes fourth or even more weeks of lockdown for some of us... The virus continues its progression so does Men fight and you know we'll be the winners, it's just a question of time ! So in the meantime, stay at home!
To help you wait during the lockdown, we propose you today to purchase discounted packs of cards :)

New releases

But first, let's have a look to our releases this week. You have probably read that we've decided to reduce our weekly releases to six instead of seven a week, which guarantees us to be able to deliver new shows without discontinue till the end of the lockdown :) So here they are, including a new comer, Anastasiia, who came to our studios just before the lockdown, a new show of Elis, very hot in a sexy little cheerleader skirt, Jill in denim shorts, among others :



Progressive pack

For once, you can let the temperature rise and cumulate packs of cards to get higher discounts! Here is the progressive pack offer, from 20% to 56%! And this time, once you have reached the 56%, you can start again!

Open iStripper
Navigate to "Featured"
Click on "Progressive pack" tab.

You have till Friday, April 10th, 9.00 am Paris time to enjoy this promo!

Enhorabuena Carolina, felicidades preciosa 👍👩💋💖😘😘😍😘👌👍

Wouldn't now be a good time to let members purchase special event cards directly? Maybe lasting for a week? Just thought I'd bring it up.

Nice try..........but it will Never Happen.........

Very nice 😍

Wouldn't now be a good time to let members purchase special event cards directly? Maybe lasting for a week? Just thought I'd bring it up.

@Rimjob right now, the best thing toda is nothing, this is happrning to just about everone sp hold tight & don't freak out Rem: some times the best thing is do nothing waite!!!

YESSSSSS they are all back, thank you lol i just need to be more patient lol

Bravo Carolina !💋

Yes I agree with what some been saying, take a break from new releases. Lets work on what we got and work on improvements.

and Seeing as how Carolina is the best .... noone is more worthy... Heres to her for all of 2020😍

Please click on "sync with server" in the software settings

No puedo acceder a mi colección, no hay ningún show de los mas de 1,700 que tenía... en la pantalla no aparece mi nombre de usuario hidepolo, aunque si aparecen mis créditos y los avances se ofrecen a la compra con el descuento que corresponde, trate de entrar al sitio a través de goole pero no me lo permitió....

I can´t acces to my collection that has more than 1,700 shows but there is not any on it..

@Anime2010 Your problem is that there is an issue currently with the servers. The team is currently repairing them.

Monitor this thread for updates on the situation: https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44429/1#post657421

So what do I have to do to get my collection back I already re-install the software again. Do I have to go to click Rebuild collection to get all my cards back or Register again?

Hi guys, we r working on it and I will get back to you asap. I will close this thread. Let's use this one only :
https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/4#post657333
Bugs & Fixes / Collection Gone
Hi guys, we r working on it..

Hi guys, we r working on it and I will get back to you asap. I will close this thread. Let's use this one only :
https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/4#post657333
Bugs & Fixes / Collection Gone
Hi guys, we r working on it..

You got my loyalty ...

/*****

WHAT DO I DO???

Reading https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/1#post657071
Oh and your Shift Key is broken, so please Fix that First 😉

IDK WHAT HAPPENED!!! ALL TEN OF MY FIRST CARDS GONE! WHAT DO I DO???

I'm having the same issue. My entire collection is no longer there.

Please!!! People calm down. The whole Forum is full from that. Keep your eyes open before Posting.
https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/5?post=657362
The issue is since yesterday evening Europe Time.
@Manue closed some Topics already.
So Please don't open no more new Topics. The problem is known by Totem.

" On my profil it shows that I have cards and that is correct,and when I click on My Coiiection there is no one requeste why? "

Please reply soon this issue. We need to run iStrpper....

On my profil it shows that I have 2969 cards and that is correct,and when I click on My Coiiection there is no one requeste why?

Hi guys, we r working on it and I will get back to you asap. I will close this thread. Let's use this one only : https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/4#post657333

Hi guys, we r working on it and I will get back to you asap. I will close this thread. Let's use this one only : https://www.istripper.com/forum/thread/44414/4#post657333

Same here ... I checked my account history and there it shows i am still a platinum member with 162 cards but in My Collection it is totally empty

All my cards are gone too!! :-( :-( What happens Totem?? Please fix it

Could this have been some kind of april fools joke???? lol hope they fix it soon... will try and see tom.

An absolute favourite. Easy decision!