Virtuagirl too explicit?
Try Puritangirl.

Puritangirl is all about the art.
Puritangirl does not want to arouse. That is a sin.
No dancing, No bare feet, No porn stars, No stripping, No bright colors, No nudity, No bare heads, No touching themselves, No rubbing, No makeup, No smiling, No blowing kisses, No posing.

Our puritan girls are covered from head to toe. Nudity is a sin.
Want to be aroused, or excited? That is a sin.
Girls decorated in makeup and clothing like harlots is a sin.
Once we allow lipstick we open the door for hardcore stuff like naked arms, or bare feet.


**This is a joke. Have a laugh.**
It was inspired by spacerat75's comment in another post.
Virtuagirl rocks!!!

She's worth at least 5 tickets.Will she do a duo with the other wives,i'll buy that lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the way things are going, they should change the name from virtuagirlHD to virtua prudish girl, or virtua sexually repressed girl, the next thing you will probably see is three lock boxes on their pussies or the girls wearing burkas!

girls wearing burkas? haha, not exactly where we're going :) but thanks for bringing a bit of humour in this

Girls wearing Burkas???? Oh My >:o):

OK, being a bad dog here...(looking for Chikita)

LOL Much Love All
Da Pup
>:o):

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HUH OH!!!!!!

Oooooh! I can see her ankles! Very sexy. But Slayyer you may want to be careful, this may need to be put in a nudity allowed area of the forum.

Seriously though great picture and joke.

I'm working on VirtuaBaptistGirlHD now...
Here is a first screenshot...

I'm so happy that I'm a Lutheran ... the protestant denomination where I can still have someone shrive me.
Sunday mass 10:30... I think I'll be there at 9:30 this time, I got lots to confess...

how about some good clean VirtuChess

But where to draw the line?
As soon as we sacrifice the queen, we have the feminists protest ...

Shhhhhhh . . .

Due to the uproar, Totem would be ***** to produce a new product.

I thhink its a shame. Nobody needs that here! On sites like this religions has nothing to search! If someone joins it and means they can give us a "learn" about religions and their behaviour i would delete their accounts and ban their ip-adresses. Join a religious site if you like to talk about sexual behaviour in islam. Even its fun or not fun.

Careful guys this one shows too much flesh

Burkas can be sexy



Edited by graybeard
No nudity allowed in this forum please.

Thanks

You would have every radical Muslim in France bombing Totem's headquarters.

I would leave this one alone.

Ok joke's over. Think this topic needs to closed now.

Nice to see humor is not lost. I for one find this topic refreshing ;)

Totem... Please release the Naughty Nun! ;)

I, for one, have been using sacred pictures from the Vatican's official site for my screen saver photo backgrounds ever since that version was released. Having been sentenced to 12 years of private catholic school in my youth, its like a dream come true.

The ultimate fetish...

Oh Dear, Rex, You Must Remember What Happened Last Time the Nuns were on parade !!!
Bring it On !!!

@DD,
when you mention a parade, brought a swelling in my pants,
my fetish is much stronger than my will power!
Gaffa tape and penguins, sure beats a baked bean can and a gerbil!
{:-{p>

EdIt, typo!

When i posted this topic I had no idea it was a sign of things to come.

Virtuagirl becoming the "wiggles" of adult entertainment.
Virtuagirl located next to sesame street.
Something you can talk about with your friends while having milk and cookies at a church picnic.

Puritangirl wants to segregate the lesbians, bisexuals, and explicit lovers from the puritan straight community. Instead of offering a variety and letting members choose Puritangirl will choose for you. Puritangirl knows what is best for you.

Porn stars changing their clothes on your desktop. "Did I just see a nipple slip?" woo hoo

Puritangirl
We fade to protect the innocent

Great post, slayyer.

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.