I see that Morgane's card is rated 9.34 and Eufrat's newest card is 9.33. Jana H's highest card is currently 9.25.

Jana H. will always be beautiful. Eufrat is also beautiful, except the tape outfit. Morgane is a beauty as well.

What do you think about Jana H. NOT being in the top spot? Is that good? Is that bad?

I have never rated a girl and never will (except one of Lucianna's cards as a test before I bought her). I love all of the girls from the full nudity without showing pussy to the explicit with finger insertion.

Please tell me who you think deserves to be in the top spot. Can you also tell me why?

Well, I don't think anyone deserves to be in the top of the ratings heirarchy. You usually deserve something after earning it. If anyone can earn the top of the ratings, it would be Eufrat's Dark Dungeon. Despite what Plasonic might think, I'd for one would never tape anybody's nipple since what goes on, must come off. (OUCH!!!)

well at least the didn't use re-enforced package tape !!!

re-enforced package tape??? Must be *****.

Beardy, are you speaking from personal experience or should I ignore the jive on the streets???

"re-enforced package tape??? Must be *****."

Maybe, but a really good hair remover .... rotfl


"should I ignore the jive on the streets???"

Depends on who told you, some people, every time their mouth is open they are lying.

"Depends on who told you, some people, every time their mouth is open they are lying. . ."

I can't reveal my sources but I will say . . .

She never "stuck" with a guy as much as she did with you.

now I know you ain't been talking to wifey again behind my back have you ????

Sorry. I'll stop the wifey correspondense since it's the decent action . . .

OH BUT THOSE STORIES!!!!! (Stanzeflasher would be blushing) lol.

yeah, she ran away once and took my pick up truck and my dog, I really missed my truck.

My advice, find an old country music song and play it backwards. Everything you lose magically returns.

Ah, I'll try that if she ever leaves again but I don't think I'm lucky enough for her to leave again .... lol

"I don't think I'm lucky enough for her to leave again .... "

Well then, just play the record forward. You never know lol.

Oh yeah, that might work, I'll give it a whirl .... rotfl

PM me and tell me how that works for ya. I may try it myself.

Well, I'm a little tired now but maybe tomorrow I'll try it. I'll let you know how it goes.

wifey is sittng here laughing her ass off, she thinks we're crazy .... rotfl

I have no wifey.

I am wondering how it would be to do this and have a wifey!

I have no idea.

Who here has an idea of this and wants to tell me?

I'm sure some of the girls on VG2, which, (have I told you?) I love, are wifey's.

I don't know which ones though.

It doesn't matter, they all are beautiful and get naked.

Which is what I like.

The girls here do too.

This is good.

Otherwise why would I be here?

Who here knows?

It calms me to write like this.

I know I'm doing satire.

But it feels soo lulling.

I am going to sleep now.

Who here wants to sleep with me?

Don't worry. You can stay in your own bed. I do not need "playing with it".

Just stripping is fine.

Take your clothes off, go to sleep.

No girls ever did that on VG2.

I'd have bought their card if they did!

Oh well, another day, another soft tirade.

I have no wifey!

Who here can tell why?

Sleepy sleep...good night!

(It does feel calming to write like this..Amazing, JonC you are a relaxation therepist!)LOL

@thegraybeard

"wifey is sittng here laughing her ass off, she thinks we're crazy"

"SHE THINKS" so? I bet she is almost sure of it! LOL!

@plasonic

ROTFLMAO!!!

PLASONIC, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY. REALLY FUNNY IT WAS. I LOVE THAT POST I DO I DO.

Hmmm, beeing stoned already in the morning is bad - but maybe it's not morning in their timezone after all ...

ive got 2 extra wifeys you can have just take over payments lol

What about popular cards?

Popular cards are better than unpopular cards.

@raymondo64

Obvious observation, obviously, oh mighty one !!!

Beardy, should I keep it up??? Let's continue then . . .

Fellow members are apt to assume you have a beard and it's gray.

It has been 32 minutes from my last post.

VGHD presents us with strippers on our desktops.

Back to the funnyfarm now. Playtime has ended and nursie has my meds. Bye Bye.

"VGHD presents us with strippers on our desktops."

And relieves us of that old nasty money in our wallets .... lol

"Fellow members are apt to assume you have a beard and it's gray."

Hmmmm, well maybe, I'll never tell ... lol