WHY THE PIRATE TOOK A WIFE
(read with Pirate's voice "Arrr..")
I likes to see her boobies rollin' round her deck
Like 15 pound cannon balls ***** from round her neck
I likes ta set me spar aright
Fer her ta walks me plank!
Fer meself ta spend the whole o' night
Inside her wet, warm, dank!
Me inner seas get rollin'
When to her teats I sails
One each in hand 'n' squeezin'
Until the wench she wails.
Banshee o' nightsong
and rollin' titty thunder
She grabs me schlong..hangs on so long
'Til she ***** it in down under.
And thar we wail under full sail
I ***** me waves upon her beach.
My tempest strewn heaps of boon
Into her briney deep I reach.
Then with heave o' mighty thunder
I let go a broadside into and under
And she a siren's wail doth bespeak
'tho her rippling body doth flounder!
In seas becalmed, in each others arms
we lie in breaths of stormy wonder.
In dawn's new light, she's gained the right
To be my next & next night's plunder.
(Improv ran away/I like it)