Awwwright you guys!!! Get yer dicks out, wax & oil 'em up into hard ons, stand at 20 paces apart, and using the International Rules Of Cock Jousting (No dildos, cod pieces,or falsely weighted dangle dongs, Smegma not allowed as a projectile fluid!)Grab your own cock and choose the battle ***** of Ejaculatory Honor that you wish and make ready to Whack Off!
First one to cum loses points for being an uncaring & non sensual lover! The one who shoots his load the farthest gets points for being enthusiastically filled with a lethal combination of horniness & ragefull vitriol!! Any cum that lands in the opponent's eye or up their nostril gets 50 extra points! Making the opponent choke, sputter, gag, or exclaim "Eyewww!"in any combination of 3 in total is an instant win! Gentlemen! At the ready! Wave 'em & jerk 'em!
Wank-a- wanka-whoosh -A -goosh-A wankkkaa-wanker..
To be feckin continued unless you guys stop this crap and go ***** off some of that extra testosterone on yer babes & calm down!