Sorry to tell you this, but some one has to be the bearer or bad news, if that really is you, you don't qualify..........., your not from the Czech. So sorry bout that :(......;p
ED. maybe if you had silicon implants in your breasts, biceps, thighs and quads and had your hands and feet enlarged and learned to dance like you have a sea-urchin stuffed up your butt, might give you enough advantage to pass as prospective Virtuagirl.
ED2. lol, sigh.