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Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009
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You know you're addicted to VG if....

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December 31, 2011, 489 アンサー
..you become Lord of the (VGHD) Rings.

In order to safeguard your VGHD collection, you store the VGHD application and all the cards on a magical ring of power which also serves as a media storage device. In a gesture of goodwill you also give some ***** rings containing extracts of the VGHD collection to the races of Middle Earth:

"Three Rings for the Elven Kings under the Sky; seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone; nine rings for mortal men doomed to die; and one ring for the VGHD Lord on his VGHD throne; in the land of Mordor where VGHD is free to all (who have a PC with the required specifications and suitable internet access of course)."

Jealous of the power of the one ring which has full access to the complete VGHD collection and concerned about the competition to their own inferior online porn products, the humans and Elves of Middle Earth attack Mordor and succeed in stealing the one ring.

In his greed, Isildur, the leader of the Elvish/Human alliance decides to keep the one ring for himself. But he is ***** in an ambush and the ring is lost.

Golum finds the ring. Finding that he can view lots of previews of sexy gorgeous virtual girls who dance and strip, he retreats into a cave where her watches the previews over and over again, calling his favourite virtual girls "my precious". He becomes a recluse, not eating or ***** well, and not going out to see his friends and family for decades, as he watches the previews continously. However, he contents himslelf with the previews and never considers the possibility of obtaining the full card for any of the preview clips.

Eventually, Bilbo steals the ring from stupid Golum and returns to the Shire. Bilbo finds that if he puts the ring on, he can get access to all the clips of a limited number of cards. Bilbo also becomes an recluse as he stays in his burrow alone all the time to view VGHD with the ring, only making ends meet by writing unlikely fanatsy stories.

The evil wizard, Gandalf, discovers that only you as Lord of the One VGHD Ring can access the full collection and decides to destroy it since he cannot access the content and his inferior soft porn product is no match.

By this time, you have recovered from the defeat several decades earlier and have raised an army of loyal VGHD members to recover the ring and defeat the ***** of ignorance and inferior porn once and for all.

Since you can detect the location of the ring when it is activated (i.e. put on) you send your Nazgul to the Shire in order to recover the One Ring directly. In the meantime, you prepare your armies of loyal fanatical VGHD followers to invade the lands of Middle Earth in order to bring quality dancing virtual girls to the PCs and laptops of all who wish it (assuming of course they have a PC with the required specifications and suitable internet access).

The war of the VGHD Ring had begun.
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