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Aiiiieeee...MAKE HER STOP!!!

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plasonic
Inscrit en Dec 2007

1325 message(s)
6 June 2008
As a public service announcement I'm telling you -ELYA CAN'T DANCE! Do not download her cards if you expect to see any form of fluidity, sensuality, or even much sexiness! Elya is the prime reason that Totem should develop a "pause" button so that we exasperated watchers can take our hands from the "Omigod-grasping our ***** heads position" and relieve the ***** instantly!
I mean, alot of us out here are middle aged & older WHITE GUYS & we have enough trouble getting any rhythm going in any of our moves. Watching Elya I can feel what rhythm I have DRAINING FROM ME & puddling on the floor!She is a BEAUTIFUL woman who should have a long career in STILL photography, where the dominant command of "HOLD IT" will be followed (whew...at last)strictly by her!Save us! RUSH a still photo model's agent to her door NOW and get her a career! Please auction off Elya's files in a ***** auction between Markxxx & Junuger!(Offer Markxxx a night with her too..me thinks he could use that)! All is lol!
plasonic
Inscrit en Dec 2007

1325 message(s)
6 June 2008 (edited)
..And in my continued rainy day at home career as a public servant..I'm here to balance that prior statement with this! Serving the same pubic...I'm here to say that unlike our EL, Dorothy Bank CAN dance!She has the beauty & the slinky moves of a model with long, shapely lines and a sensual wiggle in league with that of Sandra H but all her own.(NO one can take Sandys hot ass fire away) But Dorothy has her own non explicit yet sexy groove too.She is in fact a visual/rhythmical antidote to the "jerk & fling" of Mz. E. D's best cards are DUTCH CHEESE & CHIC CHICK (do not go by pic on CHIC card,she's way prettier!!)
Another rhythmical stunner, this time way into the explicit zone, is Zafira!Being a porn star & more uninhibited than most she has a sexy wiggle & the goods & willingness to show them just short of insertion in a way that's fun & cum exploding! Best card-IVORY GODDESS! She's a rare beauty too! I just don't want Totem to lose $$ w/my lol & want you guys/gals to go to Cumalot!
Seg777
Inscrit en Dec 2007

9 message(s)
8 June 2008
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