I dunno...Sometimes the only solution would be--
"Stanze Around The World"!
Stanze traveling with camera,rolled up bluescreen, & lights!
VGHD's version of "Where's Waldo?"="Who's Stanze Shooting?"
"A two year, epic "flashabout" that follows our intrepid pixelator 'round the globe on a never ending search for naked babes, sexy dancers, jiggles & wiggles,shot the VGHD way!
Watch for him to be appearing in an abandoned storefront near you soon!"
Stanze's message to Rex from far flung ports of erotique mystique-
"I've got chicks. Please send checks. Forget about the Czechs!"
Projected film title-"Stanzeflasher :The Quest For Exotic Wiggles"
Mmmm...too little sleep for me...back to the pillow!