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January 13, 2017, 49 answers
Jelena Jensen: Promising
Card Setup: 10 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 3 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.0/5): Every year only a few girls enter porn that have the trifecta; Beauty, A thin form, and huge natural breasts. Jelena was one of these goddesses but 10 years ago. Amazingly at 35 she is still smoking hot. Her boobs are larger than they were when she was younger, she has huge erect nipples, but she has kept her thin waist and shapely butt. She looks to be plastic surgery free on face and body and has no visible tattoos. The real highlight of the show for me is the side view of her huge swollen breasts with large and long nipples. This is an unprecedented site for Istripper. To finish off the masterpiece that is her body Jelena comes to us with slight tan lines and a full bush that suits her well.
DANCING ABILITY: (2.7/5): Best Clips (10 ,11, 17,18)
Her standing clips: A common theme among our American dancers is the standing clips tend to be a little stagnant, most because the American girls do not remove their shoes. The taller girls tend to stay standing, and without a prop to hold onto, they keep very conservative in their high heels. Jelena has an advantage over most American dancers. We aren’t watching her for dancing but for her world-class, natural breasts. And she knows it. Every standing clip, where she is topless has her shaking her boobs pretty consistently. It is her go-to move. Generally she walks left and right, right and left. Shows boobs, shakes them, and then walks again. If she removes blouse or panties she will bend down to touch toes. This is pretty much the extent of her standing clips.
Her Pole Clips: Jelena is a slow dancer on the pole and functions pretty much how you expect a tall, 35 year old woman, with huge natural breasts, but without much recent experience. She uses the pole as a prop with no acrobatic moves or spins. She will put the pole between her boobs and she uses the pole well for balance to show off move parts of her form than she did standing. This includes some more squats from front and back and some nice bends where she touches her ankles. I would criticize the lack her deliberate nature except it does create an extremely immersive experience. For those of us in our 30s or 40s, her dancing is very consistent from what you would get from your wife or girlfriend in a private setting. This may be one of the more immersive cards in that way.
Table Clips: Jelena is deliberate in table clips but good. She is smooth and consistent in her movements. Once again she focuses on boob shakes exclusively, and this card may be the golden standard when it comes to shaking breasts from all angles. A few times she shows the goods and touches for a few seconds, this is a nice addition and long waited for in the show. She even opens her labia in clip 11, which is rare sight in most cards. Jelena’s table routine is good but she lacks creative and diverse moves. If she is on her knees she is going to shake her boobs, or bend back to show the kitty. If she is on all fours she is going to turn to the side and show her boobs with some back arcs right and left. If you expected twerking, shaking, pelvic thrusts, flexible moves, this is not the card. She does doggy shaking that is limited but in such a way that it adds to the immersion. She is a regular, hard working woman, who happens to have world class beauty and is naked for you!
