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Mmmm...from left to right. Alerte has an errection. He's really "horny".And he wants to Whack it off with a (?) bat!? Huh?

lool @plasonic you don't see ????

the masse
one tur in certain country
and the bat lllollll

masse tur bat

llloolll

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Or,

Ingenious Pun/Metaphor, alerte, Sledgehammer, Mountain Goat, and Bat, masse, tur, bat !!!! Wicked !!!! Hrrmph !!!

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Nice series raymondo! ...and now back to our program of pictorial humor for those who speak French-"Alerte's Wacky-Wankin Watchamacallits !!" (There's a word for ya!)

lol @plasonic I do what I will be able !!!!!!!!

Alerte--ahh...No problem!! I await zeee translashauuun with restraaned meerth! (you must read this as Peter Sellars speaking as Inspector Clouzou!) ..altho ahhy 'ave a bimp on maay 'ead! (all from too much MB'ing no doubt)

!!!!!!

Time for a SingAlongAlerte :

My little baby sister can do it with ease
It's easier than learning your a b c's
So come on, come on,
Do the masturbation with me

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm jump back
Oh well I think you got the knack

Now that you can do it
Let's make a chain now
(C'mon baby do the masturbation)
*****-a *****-a motion like a railroad train now
(C'mon baby do the masturbation)
Do it nice and easy now don't lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
So come on, come on,
Do the masturbation with me !!!................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!