November 6, 2017
Distracting? Luna Cortana - vivacious, sensuous, engaging, entrancing, bewitching - ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN' GORGEOUS (thank you for that catchcry, Number6) PERFECTION. While I have chanted LUNAtic, it really should be LUNA-TICK. Any review of Luna will quickly find that ticks each and every one of those desirability boxes. So stunningly intoxicating, it is hard to imagine - without breaking out into cold sweat and screams of implacable terror - the thought that she may, one day, not be at iStripper! I would tear up at the thought, but that would disturb my transfixed stare at her show.